Given your knowledge of most people finding themselves in a situation similar to yours in popular media, you furrow your brow to recall what you know.
Your NAME is Grotto, although last names are most likely irrelevant to anything you might encounter. You live with your tanuki father, your raccoon mother, and your little sister in the suburbs of some small city known only for being next to another slightly larger city with an international landmark. You recall that you have been feeling SLIGHTLY UNWELL in recent weeks and have been seeing a psychologist. Last thing you remember, you were taking a walk in the forest near your house when there was a SUDDEN FEELING OF PAIN on the back of your head.
Also, you can't figure out a consistent way to determine which words to think in ALL CAPS because you find it fairly stupid.